Pucker Up and Vote!

The Literotica Valentine's Day competition is here - a list stuffed full of top class stories for you to peruse and purse your lips over. Remember - Literotica writers publish our work for free. All we ask is that you give an honest vote, and if you have time - leave a comment. We really appreciate feedback that helps us with our writing, either by pointing to what we did that you like or by suggesting areas we may need to improve. 

Mobile Home for the Holidays

I mentioned in my review of the winner from Literotica's 2015 Winter Holiday competition that I know what it is to be homeless. The story I review here takes place against a background of a less well understood homelessness, more likely to be experienced by women. Homelessness doesn't always mean having to sleep rough. Many homeless have a job, but the high price of housing and lack of suitable rented accomodation forces them to sleep on friends' floors or try to find other ways to stay safe - and clean. 

Summer Lovin': Sweet Summer Nights

From Modern Paleo Warfare blog
run by two lads who like cooking 
but are not online any more :(

 

Gah, life overtook me and the Summer Lovin' competition was over before I could read many of the entries. This is a review I was writing and didn't quite manage to post in time. You can still show your appreciation by reading, voting and leaving comments, though. 

Another highly reliable writer in the Literotica story competitions is SamScribble. I greedily look out for his stories, as they usually have a bonne bouche in them by way of a yummy recipe which his lucky characters get to eat. Here he has really come up to scratch with a delicious scallop dish. There is a bed - of course <wink> - of white bean puree, some spicy action <snerk>, fishiness and a couple of round juicy scallops. 

Beginning Last Wednesday

I actually meant to read electricblue66's story to review - and I am going to do that as well. By accident I stumbled on his Tumblr blog, where a scattering of occasional words lie around some lovely charcoal and pastel and ink sketches. 

Barbie Parody

There are a whole set of videos to watch here. If you loved Barbie when you were a kid, you will be blown away by these hilarious stop motion skits. 

Normally I am adamant about the safe sex rule on here. Even long-term married monogamous church-goers have to be using a condom at key moments: no spills in your thrills is The Rule. These videos in which Barbie is an alcoholic single mother of four dolls whom she pretends are her little sisters, are chocka full of unsafe sex! but I figure that they offer such a dire lesson about bad behaviour in general that they will make you reach for that little bit of reliable rubber. 

Gladiator

A marble relief of two female 
gladiators, at the British Museum

(This review is by Curl4ever - whose stories are not always safe sex, don't all rush to them at once! LOL. Thank you for this, Curl4ever!.)

When Naoko invited me to contribute a review, I knew my first choice immediately.  It is an extremely well-written, two-chapter historical piece which develops female-female relationships with great skill and sensitivity.  In line with my personal reading preferences, the protagonist is a strong, smart, and capable female warrior.  I think the official title of "Gladiator" might suggest a male-oriented story, but the historical note makes it clear that female gladiators were a part of Roman history. 

Perfect

From thegeekiary.com

This story voiced by TheRavenFox is at the top of the Hall of Fame audio stories on Literotica and I can see just why. TheRavenFox is a consummate professional and her audio tracks are in a class above much of what's available on what is an amateur site. We are jolly lucky that she likes recording so much she is willing to put up free tracks on Literotica and also Reddit's Gone Wild Audio. It's not just the title of this story that is 'perfect'! 

This particular story was written by Steady and posted on Gone Wild. Originally it was an M4F story but TheRavenFox naughtily asked if she could voice it, and when Steady offered to re-write it as F4M, she said she wanted an F4F. I have personally long recognised the erotic potential of Loki, the prospect of a female Loki seemed totally delicious! and so it proved to be .... 

Oooooh-eeee! Halloween

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Yes, it's time to get out the broomstick and the cauldron full of chocolate skulls. The Literotica Halloween competition is nigh, up and running with delicious shivers on offer. Last year I reviewed some hot chocolate with marshmallow numbers, in my Trick and Treat discussion of stories by two luscious ladies: MagicaPractica and SheaBlue, and I also had an eerie gothic lesbian romance from Bramblethorn.

I am kicking off this year with a Dire Warning. Bramblethorn's entry this year features sex so unsafe it will put you off forever! Mwahahaha! LOL. Red Callum, Sweet Cate is an erotic horror poem - Bramblethorn deserves a boost for even thinking to enter such a thing. The poem is expertly voiced by Kingswoman, who has the ideal accent for a creepy Halloween story-poem, and this is a very funny and horrible piece which has successfully squicked a few people out already. So just remember in future, take a condom with you down into the crypt! or suffer the consequences, ooooo-eeeee-oooooooo (and that's just the Braxton Hicks contractions) LOL. 

More Halloween creepy story reviews on the Tarot cards (hint hint, guess who else has stories in the pack, MST-ease). 

Sexy Summer Sounds - In Your Afterglow

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Sexy Summer Sounds - A Hot Summer's Night

From Layoutsparks

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It's Summer Lovin' Competition time on Literotica and there are one or two sultry audios in the sunshine set so I thought I would do some sexy Summer Stories that breathe a warm glow into your ... over your ... well, anyway, here are some hot Text with Audio stories. 

No. 1 is TXRad's A Hot Summer Night. This is a sweet teaser with a little sting in the tail - tantalising back story is delicately hinted at right at the end. 

It's late at night, and Lucy is feeling hot ... in a number of ways. I sure am a fan of how she manages to get off! Off to sleep, to sleep! She finds a great way to relax and slip away to slumberland. 

The familiar sultry tones of a 'great lady' are also available to read this story for Mr. Rad. Kingswoman has come on this blog before. As it were, *cough cough* ;) 

Mary Tagert

Homeless woman from Wikipedia Commons

Here we have a hot First Time story, with a credible back story sketched in to explain how a young woman ends up enjoying her first experience with an older man.

Nude Day Naughties

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Nudism is a proper way of life, which is about respect for your body and a love of letting it all hang easy in the breezes. Nudists say there is nothing particularly sexy about it. Once you get used to going around in the buff, seeing other people's dangly and bobbly bits, you just aren't that bothered about it.

However ... what a great premise for some naughty sexy stories about naughty nude carryings-on! There is of course a Nude Day story competition on the Literotica short story website. It's going on even as I type, and you can get on there and pick up a whole range of stories, vote on them and see if your favourite won in the end. Some of them are a bit cheat-y, not really about nudism although they are jolly sexy li'l numbers, which is what counts.

I have been on and saved you the trouble, picking up a few items which I popped in my basket and I ran back here to show them to you. We can imagine we are in the cafe, having a lovely cup of tea and showing each other our ... shopping (wink). That's what gurrlzz do - we go shopping and then we like to go somewhere we can unpack it all and admire it. It's a pretty mixed bag of goods I've got here, cuz a competition throws up a real variety of stories. Give 'em a go and see which one is your size (wink).

Fisherman's Point

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Here is a modern witty romance as light as a summer breeze.

Several comments on the story remark on the crisp, understated and self-conscious wittiness of British writing. This is an example as fresh and dry as a Romaine lettuce, as dry and sparkling as a glass of the white wines that are mentioned; reminiscent of Barbara Pym's social comedies. Characters are rapidly sketched in pen-and-ink style with background settings in pen-and-wash around them. Motivations become apparent rather than being spelt out, in the way they happen in 'Real Life'. The two central characters are self-deprecating, charming and cheeky. You want to invite them round for lunch at your place cuz they are clearly good company.

Naughty pictures - review

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Reviews of a couple of illustrated stories coming up to add to the fun. 

This brief (<snerk>) adult comic by stephenchapman is a bit of clean fun speculating on what might go wrong if all your briefs were dirty, and you took a chance ...

A Juicy Peach Cumming - review

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Sometimes it can all get a bit much and we just have to rush off for some solo pleasure. In this little audio clip, Juicy_Peach can't wait for her lover to get back and assist her. She's not the only one who finds her own pleasuring exciting, as you can see from the comments. Masturbation is exciting to imagine/watch as well as fun for the person doing it. 

Shower Time - review

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This is one that's hot and steamy and very playful.  

The van H'las Bride Who Brought Honour in Her Pocket

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This is one of my own novellas.  It's a gentle romance about a student who thinks the man her parents have chosen for her isn't the kind of man she wants to marry.  The first half of the story is a romance and the second half, after the wedding, is erotica.  

Red Eye - review

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Red Eye seems like a curious title for an erotic short story - it refers to an overnight flight. Hairs on the back of your neck tickling already?  Read on.  

The Low Lovers of Dame Anastelle Yrai

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Anata Yrai likes to play – with low lovers. 

First Time For Everything

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Pretty and sweet Jordana returns to her college dorm after a bad date cut short to the sympathetic shoulder of her luscious friend and roommate Adie. And if it turns out to be more than a shoulder...why not, they're just good friends with nothing to lose, right?

Short but sweet first-time lesbian sex story between college girls.