My Night with an Internet Stranger

This story is well written in a feisty way, and probably is true - as it claims to be. I like it for being a good How To about casual sex. Plus there is plenty of sex described in luscious detail.

Odd-shaped balls

The Rugby World Cup is here! I think we should look for some action with men with serious muscle. 

TBH, LOL, when the rugby is actually on the tv, I have got no time for idle flirting. There are many passions of the human heart, and rugby is the ruling one of mine. Well ... there's whisky too, but you can so easily combine whisky with watching. Watching rugby! Sheesh. Anyway, while I am watching matches, the closest you will come to me making a pass is if I take you out to the park afterwards and demonstrate my spin pass while shouting at you to hold the line. 

However, there is no denying that a sport requiring such a high level of fitness produces beefcake that is well worth ogling. Plus, there is a lot of mileage to be got out of rugby terminology - which is curiously well suited to innuendo. 

Hurry Home!

In this first of my latest set of audio reviews I'm checking out a story posted on Gone Wild Audio. I feel a kind of midwifely pride in it, as when a writer came on the Authors Hangout on Literotica asking how to find someone to record his story, I told him about Gone Wild. He successfully posted his story there, and got three readings of it, which is pretty cool.

This is a hardcore FemDom story. Frankly if I wanted to find a textbook example of how far you can go and still be having safe sex, I couldn't have commissioned a better one!

Big Daddy Comes Knocking

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As the joke goes: "Is sex dirty?" "If you're doing it right."
 
Lois says goodbye to husband Alan with a perfunctory kiss and goes off to her boring job, where she is further irritated by her juvenile colleagues and their lackadaisical attitudes. Then the phone rings ... it's 'him'! "I told you to never call me on this phone!" she whispers. 

The sound of his voice stirred her in places Lois didn't want to acknowledge. Cue - smokin' hot and dirty sex! Hot Mama Lois is going to get Big Daddy for breaking the rules and calling her at work, and get him hard ... er, so to speak <snerk>.

Sexy Summer Sounds - A Walk in the Park

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Scorchio! as the Fast Show weather girl used to say. Don't burn your fingers on the latest from Kingswoman and Charlie the W@*king W@*ker - or any other body parts.

Jenny takes A Walk in the Park, to air her enormous boobs, and finds an unexpected friend in the public toilets. "I don't think there's a straight man alive who would make it through the toilet scene without exploding," gushes one fan.

This is another X-rated boyzzzone story from Kingswoman and Charlie. I have known a lesbian or two (wink) but never one who behaved like Jenny and Karen! Women have secretly confided to me that they enjoyed this exceptionally dirty story; mostly though it's a Carry On Wanking ... I mean Walking for men. LOL. 

As a bonne bouche ... er, as it were (<snerk>), try the spoof article on a flasher who gets a business award, illustrated by this delightful pic in the St Helens celebrity news.

Snakes Alive!

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Hahaha! - what a fab story. It is beyond belief that this accomplished and witty piece of writing has not got a fat red H. I LOVED it.  

Counting to Eleven is a naughty romping tale about what happens after the 'with-It' teacher in school invites in a reptile handler along with assorted snakes and a crocodile. (Linda is much more 'with-it' than that lucky school could ever have imagined!) There is excellent background, both on what it's like to be a class teacher and on snakes. Drily humourous and snappily written, this is also a good lesson in how to negotiate consent. Lesbian women are all too inclined to hang back and mumble blushingly until someone-else has carried off their lovely lady, so read and learn, gurrlzzz, and read and enjoy.

BTW, the crocodile has the last word - hahahahaha!

Nude Day Naughties

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Nudism is a proper way of life, which is about respect for your body and a love of letting it all hang easy in the breezes. Nudists say there is nothing particularly sexy about it. Once you get used to going around in the buff, seeing other people's dangly and bobbly bits, you just aren't that bothered about it.

However ... what a great premise for some naughty sexy stories about naughty nude carryings-on! There is of course a Nude Day story competition on the Literotica short story website. It's going on even as I type, and you can get on there and pick up a whole range of stories, vote on them and see if your favourite won in the end. Some of them are a bit cheat-y, not really about nudism although they are jolly sexy li'l numbers, which is what counts.

I have been on and saved you the trouble, picking up a few items which I popped in my basket and I ran back here to show them to you. We can imagine we are in the cafe, having a lovely cup of tea and showing each other our ... shopping (wink). That's what gurrlzz do - we go shopping and then we like to go somewhere we can unpack it all and admire it. It's a pretty mixed bag of goods I've got here, cuz a competition throws up a real variety of stories. Give 'em a go and see which one is your size (wink).

FAWCking Good T/S stories

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I have mentioned the FAWC competition before: checking out the latest FAWC is a good way to find high quality stories since it's mainly the experienced writers on the Authors' Hangout board of Literotica who take part. FAWC 4 offered four songs to inspire writers, and since one of those songs was Sting's Tomorrow We'll See, this led to at least three stories in the competition being about transsexual hookers. They are all top dollar stories, and two of them are safe sex so I can recommend them on here. All three stories conveyed with supreme skill the feeling - beyond yearning, a need to be part of "the Life", similar to an addiction in its intensity. All three also depicted with brutal conviction the prejudice transsexual people face and the surface glamour/fatal dangers of this world.

Party-pooping Feminist Critique of Cartoon

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And now for something a little different. In this review I’m going to critique a cartoon I think is a Bad Thing. The main aim of this site ... well, the main aim is to find you something fun and sexy, however there is another main aim which is to get people thinking so we can enjoy the fun and sexy to the full. There is a lot of stuff out there which just channels sexually exciting material in an unthinking way. Obviously you want to get a warm buzz where it matters. However while getting your a thrill, you don't want to feel ill. The reviews on here usually aim to help you avoid that kind of thing. Eventually though, you will go off, looking for things for yourself. (Oooh, <sniff sniff>, poor li'l innocent thing, I packed you some sandwiches in a red spotted handkerchief, and I put some condoms in for you too - wink.) When you come across material that you're unsure about, don't feel you have to take it on board wholesale, use your brain.

Originally I decided to post this review without the link to the cartoon I am critiquing. I wanted to talk about the problems in it, but not encourage viewing of it. However, comments made me realise I was practising censorship. People should be able to make up their own mind so I decided to put the link in a comment. If you want to look at the cartoon in question, hopefully the critique I offer will be helpful to you in doing so. Please feel free to leave comments disagreeing with my opinion of the cartoon. It's only in open discussion that we can figure these things out. 

I was pretty grumpy when I drafted this review, LOL. There is a lot going on in the world which makes me cross. Normally I go Lalala, let's have a larf anyway, cuz if I was to get cross about everything which I think is mean and unfair, it would take a lot of energy. But I let myself go a bit here.

(BOGOF BDSM 2) Ethan's Grace - Exhibitionist Scene - review.

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In this and the previous post, I'm reviewing two stories from the first FAWC (Friendly Anonymous Writing Competition), run by SlycWillie on the writers' board on Literotica. This second story is not in fact about sado-masochism. Bondage, Domination and Sado-Masochism tend to be lumped together so it's good to see a domination story that isn't also about inflicting pain and humiliation. It's very clear in this story that a proper Dom dominates a sub in the most loving manner imaginable; in order to uncover and bring out sides the sub doesn't even realise themself that they long to experience.

(BOGOF BDSM 1) My Lady - review

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In this and the next post, I'm going to review two BDSM stories from the first FAWC (Friendly Anonymous Writing Competition), run by SlycWillie on the writers' board on Literotica.

Dirty Fighters - review

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If you ever thought gay guys would be gentle soft feminine creatures, this is one to curl your hair for you.