Beat-Off Buddies

"Fishnet Stockings" polish 
as reviewed on HerCampus.

One of the things I like about this story by Carnevil9, is how it immediately leaps into the sex. We are straight in the action, then there is an asterism (new word I learnt this week! meaning row of asterisks) and then we get good back story.

Odd-shaped balls

The Rugby World Cup is here! I think we should look for some action with men with serious muscle. 

TBH, LOL, when the rugby is actually on the tv, I have got no time for idle flirting. There are many passions of the human heart, and rugby is the ruling one of mine. Well ... there's whisky too, but you can so easily combine whisky with watching. Watching rugby! Sheesh. Anyway, while I am watching matches, the closest you will come to me making a pass is if I take you out to the park afterwards and demonstrate my spin pass while shouting at you to hold the line. 

However, there is no denying that a sport requiring such a high level of fitness produces beefcake that is well worth ogling. Plus, there is a lot of mileage to be got out of rugby terminology - which is curiously well suited to innuendo. 

Sexy Summer Sounds - A Walk in the Park

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Scorchio! as the Fast Show weather girl used to say. Don't burn your fingers on the latest from Kingswoman and Charlie the W@*king W@*ker - or any other body parts.

Jenny takes A Walk in the Park, to air her enormous boobs, and finds an unexpected friend in the public toilets. "I don't think there's a straight man alive who would make it through the toilet scene without exploding," gushes one fan.

This is another X-rated boyzzzone story from Kingswoman and Charlie. I have known a lesbian or two (wink) but never one who behaved like Jenny and Karen! Women have secretly confided to me that they enjoyed this exceptionally dirty story; mostly though it's a Carry On Wanking ... I mean Walking for men. LOL. 

As a bonne bouche ... er, as it were (<snerk>), try the spoof article on a flasher who gets a business award, illustrated by this delightful pic in the St Helens celebrity news.

llust - review

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Ooh, goodness, dear me. Excuse me while I fan myself and pant. It is very hot here indeed!

Well, lucky that lesbian sex is so safe that when people started saying AIDS was God's plague on gay men, we said: "So lesbian women are God's chosen ones?" The sex in this story is sizzling and varied and everyone is so up for it that otherwise I would be buying shares in dental dam manufacturers before recommending llust to the lovely ladies who like lovely ladies.

(BOGOF BDSM 2) Ethan's Grace - Exhibitionist Scene - review.

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In this and the previous post, I'm reviewing two stories from the first FAWC (Friendly Anonymous Writing Competition), run by SlycWillie on the writers' board on Literotica. This second story is not in fact about sado-masochism. Bondage, Domination and Sado-Masochism tend to be lumped together so it's good to see a domination story that isn't also about inflicting pain and humiliation. It's very clear in this story that a proper Dom dominates a sub in the most loving manner imaginable; in order to uncover and bring out sides the sub doesn't even realise themself that they long to experience.

Shower Time - review

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This is one that's hot and steamy and very playful.  

The van H'las Bride Who Brought Honour in Her Pocket

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This is one of my own novellas.  It's a gentle romance about a student who thinks the man her parents have chosen for her isn't the kind of man she wants to marry.  The first half of the story is a romance and the second half, after the wedding, is erotica.  

Exposed

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With a gripping plot line, sparkling characters and sexy scenes, this series of stories beginning with a high school friendship/budding romance has unsurprisingly netted a string of 5 star reviews on Smashwords.  

Pleasuring Ella

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This short free story is a hot and sexy quickie.  

Cherry On Top

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Coo, phew, after steaming my way through this one I think the downloadable box set is going to have to be on my list, Santa.  

Dirty Zero

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Hilarious and hot, here's one about a shy boy and comic-book heroes.  

She Finally Found Her Chance

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Well, if you ever wanted to know what lesbian women do in bed, read on!  

Beauty Touched the Beast

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Blake Morris is too shy to admit his feelings for Erin - so she has to take things into her own hands ....

First Time For Everything

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Pretty and sweet Jordana returns to her college dorm after a bad date cut short to the sympathetic shoulder of her luscious friend and roommate Adie. And if it turns out to be more than a shoulder...why not, they're just good friends with nothing to lose, right?

Short but sweet first-time lesbian sex story between college girls. 

Melissa

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If you ever felt you were a dirty slut for having a quick fiddle to ease the yearning, you should read what Melissa gets up to!  The heights of self-pleasure are explored in this freebie.  

As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable

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This (free!) short story is my first proper piece of erotica writing. My aim was to pack as much sex into it as I could, which I did mostly through flashbacks. I had a ball writing it! and the female character has plenty of balls too - er, as it were <snerk>.