Audio Smut

From Vectorstock

It happens that a lot of the material I'm looking at right now is audio, so I thought I would just go with that and focus on audio smut for the next few blogposts. 

There's a proliferation of smutty short stories online. Maybe Roland Barthes was wrong when he proclaimed 'the death of the author'. However, the playful interaction between listener and writer on audio stories reveals what Barthes meant by this provocative statement.

Barthes intended to show us how the author does not have ultimate control of the text. Each reader brings their own understanding to a story, and Barthes argued that the reader was more the 'author' than the person writing a story. Audio stories seem to offer a step on for that interactive poststructuralist way of creating fiction. 

The Wasp of St. Judith's

Float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp - this story is a master class in making mood. Several acclaimed Literotica authors have left comments on Bramblethorn's story to say how highly they thought of it, and Lien_Geller has also written a review praising it in his thread on Literotica's Story Feedback board. 

Disney Princesses

From Fanpop

If you thought Miss Congeniality was an unlikely candidate for this blog, your jaw must be hitting the floor now, LOL.

In this unlikely blogpost I am going to argue that the Disney Princess has come a long way from her first incarnation: Snow White ("If you let me stay, I'll keep house for you. I'll wash and sew and sweep and cook.") Disney Princesses are one of the earliest means by which children come to an understanding of romance and adult relationships. It might be helpful to think back and consider if your attitudes to sex and love today were influenced by those entrancing films.

Plus, the films are beautiful. One of the bonuses of having a piglet is that I get to buy all the classic Disney films on BluRay. (Although I want to add that piglet maintenance is unfortunately not all about slobbing on the sofa with some jelly and icecream and Beauty and the Beast, so you should wear a condom until you are really sure you want to spend your life kneedeep in shitty nappies).

Banned European Safe Sex Advert

Hahahahaha! This is so hilarious.

Perfect

From thegeekiary.com

This story voiced by TheRavenFox is at the top of the Hall of Fame audio stories on Literotica and I can see just why. TheRavenFox is a consummate professional and her audio tracks are in a class above much of what's available on what is an amateur site. We are jolly lucky that she likes recording so much she is willing to put up free tracks on Literotica and also Reddit's Gone Wild Audio. It's not just the title of this story that is 'perfect'! 

This particular story was written by Steady and posted on Gone Wild. Originally it was an M4F story but TheRavenFox naughtily asked if she could voice it, and when Steady offered to re-write it as F4M, she said she wanted an F4F. I have personally long recognised the erotic potential of Loki, the prospect of a female Loki seemed totally delicious! and so it proved to be .... 

White Scut - review

Rabbit Netsuke from auction

OMG!!! and in other words of commentators on this story: "Seriously Weird", "LMFAO ... I can't see past the tears from crying with laughter to type."

I adore this little gem of a story, this bizarre erotic horror tale by that Master of the Art: Oggbashan. It makes me want to go 'tee hee hee!' with my hand over my mouth (which is how Japanese people laugh, as it's uncouth to show your open mouth in Japan). This tiny twisted intense tale truly is horrible and erotic, it's like a netsuke. It's Japanese in its sexy weirdness, the exquisite writing in perfect contrast to the grotesque story, like the delicate lines in Shunga (Japanese erotic art).

As spring sprungs all around, remind yourself why April is called 'the cruellest month' by reading White Scut. Not for the faint-hearted!

Return to Reviewing!

Well dahlinks, I have been away doing Things, and now I am back. I have got my pockets absolutely stuffed to bursting with stories I want to review. I hope you will forgive me if I start off with one of my own. 

I started this novel oh ... about forty years ago? In that time it has been through any number of edits and re-writes. I never lost my fondness for it, and have often turned to reading it for fun during more trying times myself. Now I'm putting it up free on Literotica in hopes of some good feedback. 

It's very exciting to get good scores on Literotica (I'm talking the ratings here!), however it means something special when you get comments. Then you find out how your readers took your story, whether they were drawn in by it or what it was that didn't quite work for them. Get your fingers tapping; let us writers know what you thought!

My novel is a swashbuckling bodice-ripper with lots of tossing of lace cuffs, sneering by candlelight and heaving of passionate silk-clad bosoms. I'm looking for feedback from the fantasy romance crowd - you know who you are. If you like a bit of swash to your buckle and flirting over a fan-tasy, check out my tale of derring-do: A Match for the el Maiens, and let me know what you think.

When Commander-Lord Vadya el Gaiel van H’las' father proposes a match, he knows it must be political. The most likely candidate is the enigmatic Lady Anastelle el Maien van Sietter. Vadya's father hopes she is a modest maiden living quietly with the famously chaste Lady Arianna el Jien van Sietter, Lady wife to Commander-Lord Clair el Maien. But why is Vadya's Captain, Tashka Maien, so sensitive about her honour? And what keeps the Lady Arianna, fair as a candle flame, in the el Maiens’ rambling old castle home full of dark secrets?