This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

For Your Eyes Only - gurrlz

Pic from Booktopia
This isn't an erotica site I'm reviewing here, although it may help you understand how sexy you really are. Many women are prevented from letting our sexy hair down and partying as we would like to, out of totally misplaced anxiety about how we look. Oh how often has a kitten miewed pathetically to me: "I am ugly. My boobs are too small/big/funny shaped."

This website just has pix of ordinary boobs. If you think yours are saggy and not 'normal', check this out. There are so many different ways for boobs to be that it is probably getting the boyzz who have snuck on this blogpost for a secret read very excited.  (Don't bother with this site, boyzzz, it is aimed at reassuring women so you go along to Playboyzzz or something and look at boobs which have been airbrushed and stuck up into non-normal pertness with transparent tape. Oh yes, they do, LOL.)

Hmmmm? Honey, I am 50! and I used to play rugby. The sacks of sweetness are entitled to bag a little, I think. However, I do not waste my time miewing about them, I package them in good lingerie and believe me, I have never had complaints <snerk>.

007b - breasts as viewed by the Female Intelligence Agency.

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