This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Musical Moment (I'm Too Sexy)

ROFL, this song by Right Said Fred is hilarious! 




I mean, he isn't really that sexy at all - a balding regular guy. But when he struts about, having his string vest torn off him, he looks it. So take a lesson from the boyzzz, gurrlz - it's not what you've got, it's what you do with it. 

I love the way that in the video women in skimpy lingerie are running around trying to snap photos of Fred shaking his tush on the catwalk, instead of being ogled on the catwalk themselves

Most of the lyrics talk about how sexy Fred is, too sexy for his car, his cat, Milan, New York and Japan, LOL. However, the song starts off 'I'm too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me'. Before the final line 'I'm too sexy for this song' on which the sound abruptly cuts (ha ha ha!), Fred repeats that line. It's not hard to read into this song the fragile anxiety of a man whose girlfriend is going, and he boosts up his ego by saying, "I don't care, I was too sexy for you, you're leaving because I'm too sexy." 



2 comments:

Julie Just-A-Mum said...

The period drama version is far sexier than the Right Said Fred version which is, putting it politely, anything but! That is unless balding string vest clad guys do it for you, I prefer a little more on top and a little better dressed lol

Naoko Smith said...

LOL, tearing off something with ruffles is always going to do it for me over the string vest! (BTW, as you are a mom, you might like my new blog http://naokosmith.blogspot.co.uk/ ;)