This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Dark Chocolate

Here's one from that spinner of dark tales, MSTarot, a story full of sex and sensuality. 

While lingering over this luxury fable, I was also able to do some work on my important research project comparing brands of chocolate with salt in. Currently, The Co-operative own brand Ghanaian milk chocolate with toffee and sea salt is at #2 in my list. I slo-owly consumed half a bar while fingering this delicious period tale about an entertainment enjoyed by the delicate sex. (N.B. Although my own preference is for chocolate with sea salt, I actually recommend Prestat's dark chocolate with raspberry to accompany this story.)  

There are delights aplenty in the Valentine's Day tale A Night of Chocolate and Roses. Although MSTarot is not specific as to the period this story is set in, the rich full luxurious detail is Victorian in tone, as overblown as roses, or a Valentine's Card from that era. I have one which someone gave me once; he was working in an auction house and picked it up and I sort-of wished I could have ... but no, darlings. We used to go for walks on Hampstead Heath and then have high tea with buns instead. 

This is a story filled with rich sights, scents and sensuality, and with just a pinch (ho ho) of sadism. A young married woman, tied down and forced to endure things a married woman ought not to even dream about. Oh poor thing. (Lucky b!tch!) Gosh, she will never stop dreaming now. 

Mrs. Upton comes in from the cold - literally, it's winter. MSTarot cleverly gives us a harsh backdrop which brings out in relief the pleasures of a silk robe, the brush of rose-petals and the hot kiss of chocolate poured ... never mind where it's poured, go and read the story if you want to know. A mundane workaday world of winter, genteel poverty, drudgery and masculinity. A secret pleasure-house of summer flowers, exquisite luxury and women. 

Excuse me, I still have half a bar of chocolate here to get through.

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