This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

Forty-Nine Candles

I am pretty sure this story is not what most people expect when they go to the category marked 'Illustrated', and I admit that some of the way through I too was thinking: 'Where are the illustrations?' Most of the time I really didn't care because this is a little number as sweet and hot as Cher singing The Shoop Shoop Song

Yes! it's in his kiss, LOL. 

Forty-Nine Candles is a little flame saying just because you are older and have lived more life than you hope your daughters live, you are still a hot sexy mama. When she goes into a bar to have a little private celebration of her 49th birthday, Tammy is feeling low that she has no friends to call and not even a book on her e-reader. Well get this one up on your screen! and enjoy a couple of kisses so smouldering that I actually wondered if I should mark this story with an X. The writing is raw and real, with the intensity of emotions that come welling up those days that you are inclined to think it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.  

If you are an older lady who has had some experience out there with the manly sex, you will snigger at the cutting remarks about them, while if you are younger, or male yourself, you may think we are being cynical b!tches. Forgive us! we are just hoping to sin (wink). A totally gorgeous Knight in Shining Armour appears mid-way through to rescue us all with a kiss. (Pssst, hey, Tammy! better buy some condoms to put in that handbag - wink.) 

BTW, in my personal experience, your 40s are nondescript. It was when I hit exactly 50 that life suddenly seemed to make sense and I started really having a ball! or two when I can get them <snerk>.

I think the story rushed out the door in a hurry, and needs to have a smudge of breakfast cleaned off its sleeve and its lipstick fixed (ie a quick spelling edit and Marco's dialogue sometimes has a heavy accent, then not), but if you are willing to forgive a bit of untidiness for the sake of a single mom with a special needs kid, you are in for a treat. 

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