This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Saturday, 25 October 2014

Oooooh-eeee! Halloween

Yes, it's time to get out the broomstick and the cauldron full of chocolate skulls. The Literotica Halloween competition is nigh, up and running with delicious shivers on offer. Last year I reviewed some hot chocolate with marshmallow numbers, in my Trick and Treat discussion of stories by two luscious ladies: MagicaPractica and SheaBlue, and I also had an eerie gothic lesbian romance from Bramblethorn.

I am kicking off this year with a Dire Warning. Bramblethorn's entry this year features sex so unsafe it will put you off forever! Mwahahaha! LOL. Red Callum, Sweet Cate is an erotic horror poem - Bramblethorn deserves a boost for even thinking to enter such a thing. The poem is expertly voiced by Kingswoman, who has the ideal accent for a creepy Halloween story-poem, and this is a very funny and horrible piece which has successfully squicked a few people out already. So just remember in future, take a condom with you down into the crypt! or suffer the consequences, ooooo-eeeee-oooooooo (and that's just the Braxton Hicks contractions) LOL. 

More Halloween creepy story reviews on the Tarot cards (hint hint, guess who else has stories in the pack, MST-ease). 

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