This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Sunday, 12 April 2015

Banned European Safe Sex Advert


Hahahahaha! This is so hilarious.




Banned because people felt it portrayed having kids negatively, and the government actually wants you to reproduce the falling population! But don't you get rattled into coping with shitty nappies and the years (I will just repeat that: years!) of bringing up baby before you're ready. Yes, having children is a wonderful experience. I love my Piglet and I would even love her if she wasn't the smartest, sassiest, most beautiful kid on the planet, we have such a great time. 

I'm glad for both our sakes that I had her when I chose to and was geared up for parenting. I remember one time vividly that I had had unprotected sex while still a student. All over the Christmas holiday, I was anxsting about whether I had fallen pregnant. All around were messages saying: "A child is born!" and I was thinking: "No no! I still have my degree to get and life to live." I was so so glad when my period started, even though I knew that one day I wanted to have a family. 

Spare yourself the anxiety! Use condoms until you've had lots of fun and you're sure you are ready to have baby fun.

(Thanks to HP for tipping me off to this one!)

2 comments:

oggbashan said...

Remember that condoms aren't a 100% reliable method of preventing conception. They are best used with other methods as well.

And they are useless if left in your handbag, on the bedside table, or in your car.

Naoko Smith said...

That's true! even if you are on the pill, it's a good idea to use condoms as it's easy to forget a couple of pills and condoms also protect against STDs.
Take care of your condoms and they will take care of you LOL <3