This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Friday, 8 May 2015

Fuck Me Ray Bradbury

Geek girls go! This is one for geek girls and all the geek-y boys who love geek girls. 

I was pootling along doing my audio reviews and I suddenly thought, I really should look for an erotic song. TBH, songs are mostly romantic rather than sexual, but this one is Hot Hot Hot and hilarious! Although, remember that while it's way more safe sex to fantasize about someone so totally famous you will never get near them, it is actually more fun to cuddle at the movies (with a condom in your back pocket just in case).

Fuck Me Ray Bradbury by the comedienne Rachel Bloom has some hilarious lines: "You illustrated man," and the huskily spoken: "You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury." Oh, and "Houston, we have a ...." No no! I mustn't spoil it for you!

(Thanks to Tio for tipping me off to this one! ;) )

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