This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Tuesday, 3 November 2015

An Anal Fantasy for You

It's not hard to guess what Rimminglover is into, LOL. 

In this tender appeal, he spells out his passion for arse. If you were wondering how to go about anal sex, here is a poetic way to find out. Rimminglover writes about what he would like to do to his lover and lingers in detail on how he would go about fingering and fucking her.

I come across ... er, as it were (wink), a fair few writers who describe themselves as a 'dirty old man'. Often I find this is actually code for: gennelman of a certain age who is not yet braindead and has imagination, living in a society which is embarrassed about sex and makes us all feel guilty about wanting any. So it proves here. Rimminglover is clearly a man who is still up for it and willing to be adventurous. He addresses his would-be lover with respect and consideration, asking about her preferences and promising he will offer safe sex for her ease of mind as well as lubrication for ease ... OK, I will leave you to read about that bit (wink). 

The other thing I like about An Anal Fantasy for You is the realism. Rimminglover talks of his wish to be with a real woman, with body hair, not an airbrushed porn star. His exuberance about shit may not be to everyone's taste ... (I'll just leave that metaphor there <snerk>). We are constantly bombarded with adverts telling us our fluids and secretions can be perfumed, cleaned up, denied. It's good to read someone confessing he enjoys the way humans smell, to remember that sex is sweaty and gooey. Everyone has a pimple on their bum or a little excess chub or sweats more than they think is acceptable. The very thing you are worrying over may make you even more attractive, sexy and fun in bed. (Maybe not the pimple; go to the chemist and ask discreetly for some cream for that.)

3 comments:

Rimminglover said...

Thank you Ms Smith, for this review and your kind words. I would also like to thank KingsWoman for editing this story.

Naoko Smith said...

That's a pleasure Rimminglover! An appealing and practical little tale.
(PS, that's Dr. Smith - wink. Although don't show me your knee, I will only say: "How lovely, dahlink," and give it a grope.)

Anonymous said...

There is a lovely, earthy honesty about this little piece, as well as it being a celebration of real women. Bravo.

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