This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Friday, 5 June 2015

Barbie Parody

There are a whole set of videos to watch here. If you loved Barbie when you were a kid, you will be blown away by these hilarious stop motion skits. 

Normally I am adamant about the safe sex rule on here. Even long-term married monogamous church-goers have to be using a condom at key moments: no spills in your thrills is The Rule. These videos in which Barbie is an alcoholic single mother of four dolls whom she pretends are her little sisters, are chocka full of unsafe sex! but I figure that they offer such a dire lesson about bad behaviour in general that they will make you reach for that little bit of reliable rubber. 

Barbie Parody on Youtube can be found here, and you can also find Sam and Mickey, the genius creators of Barbie Parody videos, on Facebook

These videos are not great solely because they show Barbie like you never thought of Barbie (OMG, try the one in which poor Skipper gets a job at McBurgers!), and yet always thought of her. If you did love Barbie you will still find the fab outfits and hilarious little plastic accessories that partly made her fun.

Sam and Mickey give Barbie excellent back story, as narrated in the fabulously awful Family Reunion (check the mother's wonderful Chanel style outfit BTW). This Barbie world is an interesting dystopia. Barbie is an A1 bitch, but she has consistent character which explains her bitchiness. She is an aspiring career girl, secretly and desperately in love with the hopeless Ken who has taken up with a Bratz doll. ("Really. A Bratz doll, Ken. That's low, even for you." - Sold Separately). In a neat satire on patriarchal capitalism, Barbie is controlled by Mattel who insist she must be an airhead blonde with boyfriend and never marry Ken in spite of them having four children. (See Valentine's Day.) Like many repressed intelligent women, she turns to drink and sarcasm. And the results are mordantly funny! 

This is a total tour-de-force, with some incidental satire on racism in the family's attitude to Yasmin the Bratz doll and occasional comments from Barbie wishing that her oldest daughter ... sister, Skipper, would turn out to be a lesbian.  

Snaps to the brilliant Sam and Mickey!

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