|Sock and pussy.|
"Mississippi's new sex education law prevents teachers from showing teens how to use condoms. However, they CAN show kids how to protect their feet through correct and consistent sock use," says Sanford Johnson. He says he doesn't mind whether you wear athletic shoes or dress shoes (wink) as long as your foot is protected.
I hand knit socks, LOL. I find it relaxing, and it helps pass the time on train journeys. Here's a pair I knitted to match my nail varnish ;).
(Uh, just sayin' - my title is a joke. You can't really get protection from STDs and pregnancy with a sock - use a condom!)