This blog isn't about sex. It's about great sex! I set it up because you only live twice, once in your dreams.

This blog is a portal to the wonderful world of web-based erotic writing. It also serves as a filter: finding stories for you to enjoy without worrying. Use both the reviews and the labels to help you identify stories which will suit your tastes. If the idea of ‘oral’ makes your stomach churn, click on ‘romance’ in the label cloud. Use the rating system: from 0 for nonsexual to XXX for eyebrow raising. (Just your eyebrows will do, thank you, sheesh!)

And use the biggest sexual organ in your body: that’s your brain, dumbo! Which bit of you do you think processes the little messages from your nerve endings in a kiss and releases the endorphins that make you go Whoopdidoo! As you read the reviews and choose stories, as you follow up other stories from those outside of this site: Think before you Click. Come Home quickly if you’re not sure about what you find. Some stories out there are far out on the wild side because humans are inventive beings –not always in nice ways.

Remember too that these are fantasy erotic stories and so the sex is always sizzling. In another life, just being close to someone you have always liked is usually enough. They won’t need a 10“ wonger or GG breasts to turn you on.

Take care of your sweet self and enjoy your dreams.

Friday, 6 July 2012

As Pleases My General - a raunchy kitchen table fable

This (free!) short story is my first proper piece of erotica writing. My aim was to pack as much sex into it as I could, which I did mostly through flashbacks. I had a ball writing it! and the female character has plenty of balls too - er, as it were <snerk>.

Cover for 'As Pleases My General – a raunchy kitchen table fable'This is an erotic fantasy romance, the story of a man who likes women and a woman on a mission (with a bit of man-on-man as a bonne bouche for women who like men). Warning: this story is for over 18s only, it contains bisexual characters and graphic scenes of anal sex, oral sex and finger fucking – and domestic labour! ...

Unfortunately D’nar’s immediate reaction was a grin of warm admiration. He felt an adrenaline rush and the erotic buzz of blood flowing to his penis and loins as he understood how thoroughly he had been deceived. Standing in the doorway of his house, he ducked his head shyly down like some foolish boy who wants to hide his emotions. But it was very many years now since he had been in the habit of ducking his head to hide boyish emotions.
When Commander D’nar of the Akhan of Tarknan’s forces comes home to find his domestic slave has gone off with the Crown of Andarria entrusted to his care, he realises he would be happy to risk her vengeance for the pleasures of the body she occasionally enjoyed with him. But will the beloved Akhan take the risk?

You can download As Pleases My General for free.

PS Or link here to As Pleases My General on the Literotica site where it has had 2230 downloads as of just now (after 2 days) and readers' ratings give it the official H (for Hot).  

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